ugh

this movie is like a loser's fantasy.

New Job, New Fabulous Bag!

Things have been busy ladies, hence the lack of Bitch Parading as of late. My days of unemployment bittersweetness have come to an end. I thought it only fitting to remain on the cutting edge of the music industry if going back into the workforce, and when I found that edge is cut from video games you can imagine my unbridled bliss.

Now that I have steady income, I can once again contribute to the fashionista machine. This fabulous Guess Arm Candy satchel in Black is just $90 at Macy's. Or, you can get free shipping both ways from Zappos.

It's good to be back Grrls.

BREAKING NEWS!!

I live in California ... did you know that?
This is my Governor:





This is me: Embarrassed/Offended/Baffled/...Empty?

This post is over.

oh. god. yes.

ok, i have been like...salivating over joel mchale since the day i was born. FUN FACT: his wife's name is Sarah and sometimes when he's on TV he's all "oh sarah, i could never have done any better than you" and that's when i start frenching my TV and essentially slobbering all over the glass because i am so intensely obsessed with the soup.

anyway, the A.V. Club has an interview up with my TV husband and he comes off pretty funny, a little goofy, and even maybe a little normal. worth a read.

Tight Tootsies!

Ladies, summer is here and it's time to get those funked up winter feet back into shape. The creative chicas over at Foot Candy can help you out. This fabulous cherry toe ring is just about the cutest damn thing I've seen. At $16 it's a minor splurge that the underemployed (ahem) can live with.

For those of you with a finer paycheck, you may want to check out this sassy little number. It's the platinum bridal toe ring encrusted with 11 sparkling diamonds. It will run you a measly $1,098.00.

Speaking of amazing women in literature ...

Who'da thought Jane Eyre would be such an amazing book? I expected it to suck, cause it's big and old, and the cover design reminds me of Great Expectations. But I'm eating it up like slurpee with a spoon. Jane is such a little pistol and she knows how to get sassy like a pro.

sarah turns your world upside down - again

I love cake.
There I said it.

I love the way it looks, the way it smells as batter and baked, the way it tastesss, the way it's frosted, glazed, iced, powdered-sugared, sprinkled, sparkled, lit, sliced, the way it crumbles and the look on someone's face when you give them their very own.

That said, our very own Sarah Rose completely changed my perspective on cake with her recently published short story.

It's amazing and grotesque, and touched this little place inside me that was like 'whoa, i dunno if you should be touching me there.' And that's true literary talent.

Read CAKE

Congrats on the publishing Sarah!!