from alaska with lurvez

so the hottest news since the fall of the iron curtain is that Russia is planning to build an underwater tunnel to Alaska so they can be united in wedded bliss. architects are all creaming over this and think it is awesome, and i guess i do too.

above is my best guess at how they will create this tunnel of love. i'm not a doctor, but i took a stab at it. hopefully this means that rather than spending tons of money on a plane ticket to Russia, i can just spend tons of money on a plane ticket to Alaska and then spend tons of money to get into the tunnel. early estimates are that it will cost $65 billion and take 20 years to build so it should only cost about $14 million per person in 2090 to get a ticket into the thing, but it's worth it just to rub it in the faces of your friends, bosses and coworkers. SCIENCE!