strippers & books

my two favorite things in this world, as a straight woman, are books and strippers. well, they are the things i spent the most money on in the past two weeks so roll with it. every now and then, i'm going to write about a book i'm reading and you're all either going to pretend to be very, very interested or write me off as a troubled drunk hooker. either way, let's begin.

the real star the book buffet this month was Chad Kultgen who wrote The Average American Male, one of the most demeaning, sexist, sexy and honest books i've read in a long time. you get to follow one man's penis from relationship to fantasy to relationship to almost-marriage and beyond. it is a fascinating trip through genitalia-land. kultgen has mastered the art of telling the truth in such a disgusting, repulsive way that it is actually compelling. finding out how often men think about knocking boots was a real eye-opener. i mean i thought it was a lot, but i'd never have guessed it was as much as this.

was it offensive? sure. did it turn me on? of course. was it true? i would bet my ass. and no amount of whining from you sissy jordan-catalano-types will convince me that this book isn't the exact portrait of a man in a relationship and out of one. so too bad for you, i know what you all think about pussy and i have one.