doin' it on the ballroom floor

So, it seems that I missed the finale of “Dancing with the Stars.” Not that I would have watched it purposely, even if I had cable (see this blog to hear the cable saga [is it a blog feaux pas to reference your own blog in a bolg?]).

The only reason I have any idea who Apollo and Julianne are, is that there is absolute crap on TV on Tuesdays, it’s free T&A even though it is labeled as wholesome, and because I really think those two are fucking. Look at those two staring into each others eyes.

They came out to deny the hook up rumors by saying that she was engaged and that Apollo and the dude had become really good friends, but we all know that is crap. I can’t wait until that 19 year-old chick is prego, they are having a shot-gun wedding, and video of the reception with the crappy cover band from the show (seriously, are they tone deaf?) are highlighted on Extra TV with Sugar Ray. Man, I need to get that cable re-hooked up soon.