i love whores
lindsay lohan is ripping my life apart. i don't care about her coke habits (if i were rich, i'd be nostril deep in columbia's finest, too), her slutty behavior (look, a vagina's gotta eat) or her car accidents. as far as i'm concerned, she is the epitome of trashy-classy. but deb and i have been arguing over this dress for the past week. deb thinks she looks like ice cream puke and i think this little whore-version of Rainbow Bright is better than a Valium milkshake. i have to be honest, it's one of the most insane things you could possibly wear, and definitely bjork-like but i can't help it. motherfuckers, it's vintage Herve Leger! GIVE ME A BREAK HERE! someone?!!?!?!?!
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it's an oddly compelling dress, one that i cannot help but stare at. and that's the fucking problem with LL, I can't look away. she's the loveliest train wreck ever. i mean, look at britney. doesn't anyone tell her how to dress? she's on the same drug/alcohol spiral, but fuck if LL doesn't look better doing it.
Somehow this dress from the front makes it look like she is back to her ano days and totally removes all signs of tits (the Olsens can even paint on some cleavage). Also, horizontal stripes!?!? Anyone will tell you that is a fashion no-no. LL I love almost everything you do, but this dress kills me.
horizontal stripes aren't a no-no if you are a size 0 coke whore and it's a wrap dress, dammit!
i love this dress and i love her - a perfect package of filth and glamour. sorry keb :D
Makes me a bit dizzy
That is not a wrap dress!! A wrap dress has a tie and overlapped fabric. There is nothing overlapped on that saran tight dress. It just reminds you of the ribbons they use to fancy up wrapped presents. I can see that I won't win this battle, but I will at least fight until one of our shirts is ripped. I still heart Linds though.
don't try to punk me on mis-use of the term 'wrap dress'. all i'm saying is, this is fresh. GET WITH THE TIMES GRANDMA!
kat, where is your comment?! i know you love fashion.. come out of the clothes closet. NOW!
Since when is the word "wrap" a term for anything other than Saran? I am cool and wit the times. See, I said "chill" instead of "cool" and "wit" instead of "with."
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