SWF seeks.....Blog#4: The Lawyer Part Deux

I said that I would see The Lawyer again, and I did. After work, I met him down in his neck of the woods (yes, I know that we should have met in a brightly lit, public place, but he has a dog and you know how I feel about dogs). The Lawyer's dog, a freaking Bull mastiff (the last time I saw one of those it was licking its own pee), is the biggest puppy I have ever seen. Ever. I love all dogs, but this one reminded me of a horse and I don't like horses, so I didn't know what to think of her. Then, all she wanted to do was lick my face and nuzzle my boobs, and before I knew it she had me won over.

Don't worry, there was more to this date than puppy action. I learned that The Lawyer is driven, funny, pretty insightful and very self-aware. He told me why he liked me and it included my extreme intelligence, hot body and how fun I am. Not only did it elude to my brains, but also my boobs. How could you not hang out with someone like that? And there was something endearing about him getting really excited when he thought my earrings looked like the Scales of Justice (even though they were droplet shaped). A lot like how excited I get when I see big pipes on the side of the road.