fuck me.
WHY CAN'T I STOP GOING TO THE FRENCH QUARTER BISTRO I AM SO ANGRY ALL I DO IS RUN UP BAR TABS MY WHOLE LIFE AND THIS HAS GOT TO STOP MY BLOOD IS MADE OF SOCO AND LIME ITS KIND OF TRAGIC A LITTLE PENNSYLVANIA NEVER HURT NOBODY BUT A LOT WILL GODDAMN KILL YOU ITS FRIDAY MOTHERFUCKERS SEE YOU AT THE BISTRO IM A BAR RAT AND SOMEONE SHOULD STAB ME IN THE FACE BUT GIVE ME A SHOT FIRST.
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this makes me want a shot of tequila followed by a shot of jager. fucker.
followed by a irish car bomb and another shot of jager.
I seriously think it's alcohol that's flowing through my veins instead of blood.
maybe you need help?
i hope that comment was FOR FRANK, RICH!
i don't need help, i just need another line of credit specifically for alcohol.
I AM SO ANGRY ALL I DO IS RUN UP BAR TABS MY WHOLE LIFE
That was your quote not Franks.
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