let's take a trip down memory lane, shall we?

i just remembered this awesome time that i went to see alkaline trio play. it was up in boston and shit was rowdy. i was about five shots of tequila and eight beers deep, so i was making out with a random dude and screaming song lyrics at the top of my lungs. everything was all cool...

and then this raging bitch showed up. she started shoving me and was just basically obnoxious. everyone was giving her the stink eye and she just wouldn't chill out. and then she looked me in the eye and said "fuck you".

i'd had it, so i pulled back to punch her in the face. BUT HERE'S WHERE IT GETS AMAZING! right before my fist hit her face, the girl next to me threw her entire drink IN THE SAME FACE I WAS ABOUT TO PUNCH. it was like fifteen seconds of perfectly orchestrated glory! it was like a FIST BALLET! it was FLAWLESS AND GRACEFUL! BOOZE IN YOUR FACE AND THEN FISTS! IT WAS THE BEST PUNCH IN THE FACE I EVER GAVE ANYBODY! SHE WAS COVERED IN BOOZE AND PUNCHES! god, i wish i was punching someone who just had a drink thrown in their face again RIGHT NOW!

since this wasn't documented on video, i just wanted to remember it here. and i hope everyone punches someone today.