Wednesday, July 18, 2007

My little ... Pony????

Whenever I’m scared, like when I have to get a cookie from the kitchen in the middle of the night, or when I walk into my dark apartment alone, my brain starts singing the theme song from the My Little Ponies TV show.
“My little poNIIIIEEESS.”
It makes me feel better, and it has since I was three and I created this defense mechanism against the boogieman.
NOW I JUST FEEL LIKE A SICKO.
Why oh why did someone have to write a full page article about how My Little Ponies are nothing more than pony shaped sex children?
Yes, they have tiny noses, up turned bottoms and seductively curled manes … and those eyes! Wide, trusting, with lavish lashes and dilated pupils – what we in the biz call bedroom eyes. But I refuse to believe My Little Ponies are askin for it.
IT.
You know what I’m talking about.
The big IT.
Read this article and have your wholesome fantasies of My Little Ponies galloping off to cupcake castles shattered into cum-covered amateur VODs:

6 comments:

sarah* said...

ahhh i knew we needed you to join our ranks. KUDOS BITCH!

Erin Gallagher said...

When it comes to My Little Ponies, you ain't see nuthin' yet. Check this out, it was the firt movie that I was involved in. www.ponytrouble.com

cupsocake said...

omg i'm forbidden from accessing www.ponytrouble.com
it hates me :(

Erin Gallagher said...

Forbidden?!

KatAttack said...

So does the MLP Ranch that I had as a tot qualify as a whorehouse?? NICE!

cupsocake said...

erin, ponytrouble.com says im forbidden? maybe it's for the best. ive gotten in enough pony trouble already.
I = pony reject.