Watch Out Bitches!

Update: I am in Chicago and making the goddamn most of it. There are such beautiful things to which i was blind while living here as a kid. From the chill cafes in Lincoln Park, to the vintage shops and old school record stores near Clark Street and the ever inviting bars in Wrigleyville... this town truly has whatever you crave. Mischief, history, grittyness, class, bad kids, jock kids, old kids, shitty kids... I know I can show either of you bitches a good time here. Among learning to drive, holdin it down, reppin the beast coast.... the absolute highlight of my time here so far is the fact that THEY SELL BOOZE AT THE FUCKING CVS!!?? It felt like Christmas, sex and fantasy had given birth to the golden child of the future. My hands were shaking as I discovered kETTLE 1 FOR $25.. bottles of Cuervo in every size, mixers, wine, beer, bourbon, champagne WHATEVER ANYONE EVER NEEDS! Once I get my license here and start ripping these streets apart, I swear to pay homage to this great combination of convenience and damage, either in car decals or in tattoo form.
5 out of 5 puffs of smoke.