Friday, August 24, 2007

also possibly dead? the dictator.

i can't believe i'm posting this, but it's interesting. if perez hilton is correct, fidel castro is dead.

i'm not as much upset about the fact that castro is (might be?) dead, as i am about the idea that the news was BROKEN BY PEREZ HILTON. i will continue to pray that this is all BS and that i can delete this post in the morning, praying no one has seen it. unfortunately, the drudge report is confirming it too. so long, CASTRO!

5 comments:

KatAttack said...

Hmm...This has been a theory since 1981 when certain conspiracy theorists suggested that the CIA planted a look a like in order to control Cuba. I'm gonna guess that our friends at perezhilton.com are pulling our collective leg. BTW something SO sexy about a cubano with a cubano...

Erin Gallagher said...

is it wrong that i love castro? like, i love him

sarah* said...

no, it's not wrong that you love him. i get literally wet over dictators. all of them. especially kim jong il. but i'll take castro any day of the week.

damn, wouldn't it be crazy if he was like totally submissive in bed?

wait, did i really just type that?

eleni said...

he would demand fidelity i think.

sarah* said...

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/08/26/cuba.castro.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

would be fucking amazing if this man kept an entire nation under his thumb from the grave for the last year. i wonder. that would be the ultimate dictator move.

i bet he was great at oral.