and on the ninth day, there were pocket shots

ladies, ladies, ladies, something tremendous has happened.

that's right, some modern day albert einstein has created Pocket Shots, delectable little disposable flasks filled with your choice of Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Whiskey and Rum.

imagine it: you no longer have to stuff your bra with nips, flasks or other annoying devices to transport your booze. in fact, this means there's no excuse not to drink everywhere all the time. if your desk drawers aren't filled with these little miracles by noon tomorrow, just clean out your shit and leave. you're 100% fired.

(with thanks to fun vampires)