Cover Your Apples!
It's one thing to put clothes on your dog. Many a little mutt has been seen sporting a Burbury jacket, specialized collar or the seasonal Halloween doggy costume. Frankly, I think the practice of clothing things that otherwise are not meant to be is rigoddamndiculous. It annoys me. So you can imagine my sheer disgust when I heard about Jacqueline Dufresne's Apple Jacket.
Thats right folks, for just $14.50 you too can put a repulsive knit covering on your fucking apples. Seriously people, FRUIT? The depths of American depravity have reached new lows. I just, I have nothing else to say. I'm going to go hang myself.
3 comments:
i love your posts, i don't even care. i'm marking out about the bitterness leaking off of this one, kat.
and p.s. next will be a knit cover for your tampons. get ready.
My best friend made my mom a toilet paper knit cover for Christmas once. Ahh, memories.
At least a knit covering on my tampons would be productive.
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