the queen is actually dead, apparently.

everyone's favorite crybaby is at it again. that's right, it appears Morrissey really DOES care about the music, or morals, or hating the rest of The Smiths. I'm not sure which.

"Morrissey's publicist has confirmed the artist refused a $75 million offer to tour under the Smiths name in 2008 and/or 2009, with the only mandate being that Smiths guitarist Johnny Marr would be part of the band. The Smiths also declined a multi-million dollar offer to perform in recent years at the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival in Indio, Calif."

you know, this is actually mind-boggling. how much money does this man have to be able to turn down SEVENTY FIVE MILLION DOLLARS? does he dry his tears with hundred dollar bills? does he clean his asshole with fifties?

on the other hand, with every other band from Bush to Van Halen to the Police reuniting themselves in the name of earning a few more bucks, Moz might be onto something here. i'm torn between total respect and total disgust. someone help me?