Rum Capital of the World (ie: my heaven)
I love Puerto Rico. And it’s not just because it was my first time out of the cube for more than a weekend all year. This is why I heart PR:
- there is a bar with free rum in the Tourist Info Center in the San Juan Airport. I had 3 rum drinks even before we got in the cab to our hotel. And let me tell you they were more than 3 ounces and not in a quart sized baggie
- 2x1 beers and wings (BettsHottie331 is the best traveling partner ever: she had 1 beer, I had 3; and she trash talks annoying girls too!!)
- set cab fares by what zones you travel in: that means I don’t have to get my “he is trying to screw me (and not in the good way)” radar on
- it’s only a 50 cent boat ride and quick cab ride to the Bacardi Factory
- rain forests with hiking and swimming in waterfalls
- white sand, blue water, a comfy lounge chair, all while enjoying a homemade pina colada in a Wendy’s cup
- boys: tanned skin, brown hair, sky blue eyes
5 comments:
Damn I am jealous. I mean, Metro West Boston is nothing to fucking scoff at, but now im dreaming of rum. And it's just not the same unless it's free at an airport.
Suggestion? Take me!
best. picture. choice. ever.
She won Ms. Universe too. I am telling you, I did not see one non-homeless Puerto Rican that had the ugly stick shaken at them. And yes, I have not eaten since I got back.
Haha. I almost peed in my pants reading this post! I heart PR too but only if Debbie K is there with me!!!!!
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