When simple warnings no longer work

I just found out how to get free Hello Kitty shit: Start banging an unruly Thai police officer.
Every time he speaks too aggressively to civilians, fails to turn off his engine when he parks his car, or is caught littering, he'll be forced to wear a pink armband with Hello Kitty sitting atop two hearts: Hello Kitty to Punish Bad Boy Police Officers
Awwwwww!!!!!!!
How could you NOT litter when that's the punishment???
Thailand needs to change it's name, non? It sounds more like Pantyland (paradise) everyday.
Here's my plan for turning Thailand into a full-fledged Pantyland: Every officer who left his car engine on when he parked his car would be forced to drive this vehicle for a month
If he speaks to aggressivley to civilians, he'll have to trade in his boring black walkie-walkie for one of these cutie cuteness doo-dads
And if he shoots an innocent drug user while on a mission with his drug sniffing dog, he'll have to trade in his old gun and put his canine in a tutu

PANTYLANDD YEEEAHHHH.