Thank you. Thank you, 45 year-old grandmother for walking in front of me for 4 blocks in that glorious outfit last Friday morning. Your massive 4-inch long weggie (seriously, did you pay extra to have the anal exam with those pants?) entertained me for a portion of my walk to work. I have found a picture, that may have represented the look you were going for if you were about 100 pounds lighter, see above.
Noticing more (as I had no choice), the white, almost see through nature of your ridiculously tight pants let me see that you must have had a thong on and you obviously forgot it was after Labor Day. Luckily the pants were tight enough at the top too, so you were able to easily show off that glorious muffin top. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so I am glad I could have started with it. Oh yeah, and the sexy tube top that I could see your shoulders jiggling in, was amazing. I never knew that shoulders could move so well without actually moving your arms.
Thanks for making me think twice about having lite beer versus hard alcohol tonight. I looked it up. An ounce of the Captain has 60 calories. Yes, I will be consuming it with some diet tonight.
Thank you. Thank you, 45 year-old grandmother for walking in front of me for 4 blocks in that glorious outfit last Friday morning. Your massive 4-inch long weggie (seriously, did you pay extra to have the anal exam with those pants?) entertained me for a portion of my walk to work. I have found a picture, that may have represented the look you were going for if you were about 100 pounds lighter, see above. 
2 comments:
Hey go easy on the granny she's got to get it while she can. It's not easy getting old and wearing a thong must be even more difficult.
Funny post and I love that photo.
Sounds like Granny already "got it." 4 inch ass crack?? That thing's seen some serious action.
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