Sunday, November 18, 2007

FLAWLESS FILM ALERT


there's no need for me to even write anything about No Country for Old Men other than: GO FUCKING SEE IT.

best movie in so fucking long, epic and massive, absolutely flawless. if you've read the book, you'll see it's dead on. if you haven't read the book, you almost don't need to. the coen brothers have pulled this off so perfectly. and keep an eye out for javier bardem's amazing performance. best psychopath ever.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

It's Baaaaaack!


Faggy shine boys, quirky crunchies, and Heidi Klum. Yes ladies, it HAS returned.
Personally, I thought Simone's dress was the worst last night and she needs to pack it up. I liked The Hippie's dress (shown above). And predict that Kit Pistol will be my fave.
Are there ANY straight guys on the show this season?? Who am I supposed to lust after?

Saturday, November 10, 2007

pass the glitter glue

hey guess what?
you're getting a tampon angel for christmas.























i learned how to make them this afternoon here

what, you dont like?
fine, get comfy in maxi-pad bedroom slippers

















your stocking = stuffed.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

My So-Called Elation!

As a fifteen year old growing up in the evil north shore suburbs of Boston I never felt much empathy from anyone around me. That is until, I met Angela Chase and Rayanne Graff. Suddenly I was not the only one growing increasingly more insane with each day. These people were seemingly plucked from my mind and thrown into my circle of friends. I remember watching the show at Renee's house with her sister and all three of us crying whenever Angela's cheeks scrunched up and her eyes welled over with tears. It was as if a part of her was alive in us and her character was pure empathy.

I had almost forgotten about this kick ass piece of early 90's pop culture until I read that Shout!Factory Store had re-released the entire series on DVD! It was originally released not long after the shows end, but the box set was quickly pulled and very difficult to find. No more!!

We can now lust for Jordan Catalano, get blasted with Rayanne and when appropriate be Rickys fag hag. Fabulous.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

NEW THINGS!!

hey guys, there are some new blogs we've been making that basically mock everyone, so enjoy?

- RollinsLulz
- SarahLulz
- DictatorHeartz

(sorry for the shameless self-promotions but maybe you can has laughs?)

new trend alert! METAL FUCKING!

so this british artificial intelligence researcher (what a bullshit job, right?) is about to ruin your life with his bullshit research.

by his estimates (which i'm sure he either pulled out of his ass or deduced through the use of an abacus) we'll all be banging, marrying and in love with robots by the year 2050.

DO NOT WANT! DOES NOT COMPUTE! is your mind blown yet? cause you're totally gonna want to bang a dude made of steel that isn't really a dude at all but just a shining heap of metal buffed down to be soft enough to hold and cuddle.

probs start writing your dear john letters now so you can shake that worthless human being you think you love now. it's over, ladies. toss your birth control and COMMENCE ROBOT BANGING!