new trend alert! METAL FUCKING!
so this british artificial intelligence researcher (what a bullshit job, right?) is about to ruin your life with his bullshit research.
by his estimates (which i'm sure he either pulled out of his ass or deduced through the use of an abacus) we'll all be banging, marrying and in love with robots by the year 2050.
DO NOT WANT! DOES NOT COMPUTE! is your mind blown yet? cause you're totally gonna want to bang a dude made of steel that isn't really a dude at all but just a shining heap of metal buffed down to be soft enough to hold and cuddle.
probs start writing your dear john letters now so you can shake that worthless human being you think you love now. it's over, ladies. toss your birth control and COMMENCE ROBOT BANGING!
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are the dresden dolls behind this? who knows girl, this could work!
Lots of us have already found solace in "robots." The only difference is that in 2007 we call them "vibrators".
You know, I just thought of something. As a man, wouldn't the IDEA of your woman needing a rubber-penis-looking-thing that vibrates to get off be ultra embarassing? Wouldn't that be enough to make him try harder? No way would I allow my woman to get off with a vibrator, I would do everything I could to do it on my own. Fucking worthless bastards. Wow, where the fuck did this come from??
You don't have to use them by yourself you know.
hey, did someone erase my comment???
your long rant about the dildos? it's still up...
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