hey, 2007, shut the fuck up!
quick show of hands, who gives a shit about new year's eve, or as i like to call it, the poor man's st. patrick's day?
new year's eve is like a depressing birthday party for the whole world where nobody even gets to blow out candles. we all try to make these huge grandiose plans and without a doubt, they are fun plans. but once the shit hits midnight, nothing really changes. you'll bullshit about some resolutions you won't fulfill and then you'll wake up and do the same shit you've always done. does this sound depressing? DEAL WITH IT.
here's what i propose: replace new year's eve with Drunk Night. that's right, skip all this BS about clock watching and toasting with champagne and just get to the nitty gritty: we all just wanted to get fucked up. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, BITCHES!
7 comments:
I like New Years Eve because I get two days off in a row and I get to go to Maine and party with my best friends. That's all I care about. Resolutions can suck my balls. I have always said that if you want to change something in your life you cannot do it in one goddamn day. Make small changes daily and quit your bitching.
I love New Year's Eve, not only is it my birthday, but I am going to be the drunkest bitch in the bar. Let's hear it for open bar!!! Oh yeah, and fuck the resolutions.
I'll be home by myself feeling grateful I won't be waking up with a hangover. Happy new year and don't get too messed up. And don't drive for sure.
Fuck resolutions! NYE is a time to celebrate the fact that you fucking MADE IT another year without killing yourself or those around you! And it's another excuse to get blindingly drunk, which I am ALL for.
Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY debbie!
2007 sucked. good fucking riddance. i resolve to take enough drugs to forget it ever happened period. WELCOME TO 2008 YEAR OF THE SPARKLE.
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