Hugo Chavez and Naomi Campbell agree: Fidel Castro's Beard Rules

This is the first Bitch Parade post of 2008. Welcome to the new year, where Naomi Campbell is a journalist and Fidel Castro is the most fashionable world leader.

WTF??

According to the London times, Naomi Campbell has landed a gig with GQ magazine interviewing world leaders, fellow celebrity A-listers and global sporting stars - a.k.a., every one better than you.

Her first interview: Venezuelan leader, Hugo Chavez.

Campbell didn't exactly sock it to the notorious totalitarian communist bastard. Instead, beauty and the beast chatted about how Prince Charles' wife Camilla is ugly, how there's not a single political prisoner in Venezuela, and, oh yeah, HOW FIDEL CASTRO'S BEARD RULES!!!
Highlights:

Chavez asked Campbell: "Do you know Prince Charles?" When the supermodel replied that she had met him and had also known Diana, Princess of Wales, Mr Chavez declared: "I like the Prince. Now he has Camilla, his new girl. She's not attractive is she?"

Mr Chavez also took the opportunity to defend his country's human rights record which has been criticized by human rights groups amid allegations of widespread police brutality, torture and censorship. "We don't have a single political prisoner," he claimed. "We have not shot anyone. I don't think there is any country in the world with more freedom of expression than here."

Asked by Campbell to name the best-dressed world leader, the socialist president, who is a firm friend of Mr Castro, exclaimed: "Fidel, of course! His uniform is impeccable. His boots are polished, his beard is elegant."

More gems here: London Times Naomi discovers what Hugo really thinks of Camilla