welcome to hell

thrashing. menacing. psychotic. delicious. dark. damp. explosive.

that's right, i'm talking about pissed jeans, the newest loves of my life (as well as eleni's and soon-to-be-erin's). fact is, there's just nothing as vicious as this band out right now. i'll let this video speak for itself -- pick up Hope for Men and Shallow and listen to it on the way to work every day. it'll get your mind right. or it'll make you totally blow the place up right after you rape your boss. whatever.

this is my favorite song, secret admirer, live at the silent barn in NY.
other tracks to download: don't need smoke to make myself disappear, wachovia.

The fecal position

Alright people, check out THIS news story. This broad had to have a toilet seat removed from her ass. I shit you not. Let's not get cheeky here. Here's the 'skin'ny. She was apparently agoraphobic and couldn't leave the bathroom for two years. Definitely the weirdest news story that I have heard in a loooooooong time. It's a sticky situation.

Go Granny Go!

Nana's not taking any shit! This 80 year old Florida woman attempted to issue a beat down to a cop that pulled her over for making an illegal lane change. When he dished out her ticket, she threw punches! He eventually cuffed her and got her in the squad car, but Angry Granny shimmied her skeletor arms out of them and tossed them out the car window!

What a lady <3