BREAKING NEWS!!

I live in California ... did you know that?
This is my Governor:





This is me: Embarrassed/Offended/Baffled/...Empty?

This post is over.

oh. god. yes.

ok, i have been like...salivating over joel mchale since the day i was born. FUN FACT: his wife's name is Sarah and sometimes when he's on TV he's all "oh sarah, i could never have done any better than you" and that's when i start frenching my TV and essentially slobbering all over the glass because i am so intensely obsessed with the soup.

anyway, the A.V. Club has an interview up with my TV husband and he comes off pretty funny, a little goofy, and even maybe a little normal. worth a read.

Tight Tootsies!

Ladies, summer is here and it's time to get those funked up winter feet back into shape. The creative chicas over at Foot Candy can help you out. This fabulous cherry toe ring is just about the cutest damn thing I've seen. At $16 it's a minor splurge that the underemployed (ahem) can live with.

For those of you with a finer paycheck, you may want to check out this sassy little number. It's the platinum bridal toe ring encrusted with 11 sparkling diamonds. It will run you a measly $1,098.00.