LISTEN UP LUSHES!

have you ever wanted your lips to be soft, natural, and still taste like a mix of frosting and apple pie? then my god, this lip balm is for you.

Lush's Lip Squeak is possibly the best thing to ever grace my lips besides your boyfriend's semen. sure, it's seven dollars, but you'll have the most amazing lips on the planet and then you can give my boyfriend head in a quest for revenge. but i won't care because i didn't like him anyway.

this product is 100% critical to your success as a woman. and as a quick sidenote: everything else at Lush is also perfect. try the Karma soap.