the code of the thug

ok so me and cupcakeface thought it would be fun to drink a bunch of booze and watch tupac's movie resurrection cause she got it for free from some basement bin of filth. i thought it was gonna be really lame BUT GUESS WHAT i was SO WRONG!

tupac is like a black, ghetto version of karl lagerfeld mixed with tracey morgan from 30 rock. he says the most random, thoughtful, bizarre things and i couldn't stop laughing at them. his insanity aside, this movie is actually pretty dope. did you know his parents were in the black panthers or something? the white man was always keeping them down. also, the code of the thug says no slinging in schools so don't do it, OK? and PS, probably don't bang dudes for money because then tupac thinks you're a bitch. but men can be bitches, too. it's all very complex.

exceptional quotes:
"I always felt like I'd be shot."
"I didn't create Thug Life. I diagnosed it."
"Mike Tyson, we used to kick it. He's a real cool brother, a big brother. The only difference in us is that he's big and I'm small. But I got the same heart he got. I want to knock everybody out."