Ice Arrested!

Our favorite little guy Van Winkle was arrested for battery after an argument with his wife over a bedroom set. Here is my interpretation of what the conversation might have been like.

Ice: Damn, you know I said we shoudda gone to Ikea bitch. Now we stuck with this whack Ethan Allen shit. Don't you know the homies always hatin on the EA?

Wife: Shit Ice, you trippin. That Ikea mess only for white college kids. We be some high class muthafuckas. Our shit's some SO-LID OAK bitch!

Ice: What you say to me bitch? What you say? Who you callin white?
(walks up to her with a fringed, purple throw pillow in his hand)

Wife: No, Ice, Ice, Baby! I didn't mean nuthin! We can get that Grevback Series living room if thas what you want baby!
(backing away with handful of paint swatches in her hands)

Ice: It's too late muthafucka! Our shit be in the truck on the way NOW!
(flings throw pillow at her head, messing up her hair)

Wife: Ahh!
(drops paint swatches and throws hands in the air)

Ice: What did five fingaz say to the face??

(Ethan Allen delivery man rings doorbell that chimes "Havin A Roni")