DICK TEASES

so my moms has been smoking these little piece of shit cigarettes by Marlboro. i believe you might be familiar with them: the BX's. they are these tiny attempts at being cigarettes that have been absolutely vexing me since i ran out of parliment lights last night.

never have i gotten so little of what i wanted than when i've smoked these cigarettes. it's like taking a drag off of a friend's newport (I'M TALKING TO YOU TONIA) when you don't even like newports but you're in new york city and cigs cost nine bucks so you're fucked plus it's four AM and you've already overdrawn your bank account three times to buy tequila and studio 54. so this post is mostly just to say FUCK YOU, BX'S! you're the poor man's attempt at not smoking and it's NOT CUTE.

oh yeah, and i found this "gallery of famous smokers".