10 reasons why Boston will be less of a man after Sarah leaves

1. There will be no more fuck you’s muttered to Ira during spins.
2. The mailman will lose half of his workout routine once the daily delivery of books to our apartment stops.
3. There will be an abundance of Long Island Iced Tea ingredients as Boston’s consumption will decrease two fold.
4. Philly keeps “Returning to Sender” the Long Islands that Boston was too big of a pansy to consume.
5. Watching ANTM will not be as classy.
6. Bi-monthly hair dying will no longer be enjoyed (and smelled) by all.
7. Every dog in Boston will go into a deep depression due to the lack of extra cooing and petting that Sarah provided.
8. Fiber will never again be used to its full potential.
9. Boston will no longer be able to smile at dumping more hail on the chick in flip flops.
10. Rollerston.