Wednesday, May 9, 2007

the US protects their junk


So, the US government caught wind that the terrorists were going for their Dix, so they stepped in to stop it. This plot had all the twists and turns of an episode of Law and Order (I heart you).

Terrorists were studying video tapes (they still make those?) of past killings to learn how to do it right. They had inconspicuous covers, like working at the 7-11, as a cab driver or even at the local Shop-Rite. One terrorist even knew the Dix "like the back of his hand" because he had delivered pizzas to it.

This sounds pretty well planned. It’s a good thing that they were aiming below the belt, or I am not sure that the US would have been able to catch these guys. You know how protective the US is of their Dix.

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