Joey Potter, why do you let me down?
Ok, I love Joey, I mean, Katie Holmes as much as the next 20-something year old. On Dawson’s Creek, she was the girl next door who was best friends with the hot boy neighbor, she entered his house through a ladder into his room, and eventually started dating the hottie (and his even hotter friend). I related to her, I loved her, I was her (minus the hot guy best friend and two story houses in my neighborhood).
Ever since Tom Cruise’s crazy Scientology self got near her, the girl has gone downhill. Zombie eyes, robot-like responses, getting knocked up. I was starting to give her a second chance though: her baby’s pretty cute and I thought she might at least be thinking about leaving Tom.
Then she goes and does this:
HIGH HEELS on the BEACH!!! It’s over now. I will no longer stop to watch your repeats.
5 comments:
Poor poor Katie Holmes.. I noticed the same robot eyes thing with JLo.. Maybe Marc Anthony beats her?
nah - jlo thinkin about scientology too it's more contagious than herpes- ACT LIKE YOU DONT KNOW!!!
Scientology = the newest cult. Do you think cults will become trendy??
I only think a cult can be trendy once they have secured the market with their own bottled water.
don't they own smart water/jennifer aniston?
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